God's Football 2015-2016 season thread

[Bubba]

Everyone panicking that English teams are struggling after five defeats in six for the EPL in the Champions League. Just leave it with us up in Manchester. We'll secure that fourth CL slot for merry old England.

Saying that, we were both bloody lucky. Wolfsberg were excellent and deserved at least a draw. No idea how City played but by all accounts they weren't convincing. Sterling apparently went missing.

Rumours that he was treading the boards at Manchester's premium drag queen venue The Birdcage can neither be confirmed or denied.

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[Psychotic]

On one of my other Fantasy Football teams I played my triple captain bonus score card on Aguero this week and I am now jizzing all over the walls.

[DK]

hands down the greatest and most handsome man active in world sport. why the smeg did manuel take him off?

[Old Manus]

On one of my other Fantasy Football teams I played my triple captain bonus score card on Aguero this week

On one of my other Fantasy Football teams

Biggest bluff of all time

[Psychotic]

Changed the team name as proof.

My work colleagues will undoubtedly ask who James Hornby is. "He's a grumpy Welsh fella who says mean things about me on the internet" I'll say. "He's my bitch now" I'll add, grinning. And then they'll give me one of those looks they always give me and slowly leave the room. Ahhh, office hijinks~

[Psychotic]

So with two assists and a goal for Pelle I think there's a serious risk of me being the global team of the week. I'm at 103 points now. As awesome as mocking Old Manus is, help me come up with a stupid random team name to blag the world with. DAVID JAMES NUDE is my present thinking but yes. Help.

...of course, Sanchez, Mata and Lamela will all get sent off tomorrow and smurf it up.

[Crop]

Wow at the triple captain bonus at the perfect time, sometimes the stars align. What's the usual point tally to get a 'best of the week'? Not much of a fantasy player myself so I wouldn't know.

As for the name, this could be your chance to send the footballing world a message that you've been dying to tell them for years. What does everyone just HAVE to know?

[Bubba]

Mourinho facing his first ever sacking. I'm a bit sick of the smug twat now so it would be nice to see him brought down a peg or two. Dunno who you would bring in though. Klopp?

[DK]

So with two assists and a goal for Pelle I think there's a serious risk of me being the global team of the week. I'm at 103 points now. As awesome as mocking Old Manus is, help me come up with a stupid random team name to blag the world with. DAVID JAMES NUDE is my present thinking but yes. Help.

...of course, Sanchez, Mata and Lamela will all get sent off tomorrow and smurf it up.

have to include gerry francis somehow, he is the ultimate mindsmurf football figure

[Psychotic]

I'm on 120 points, the highest dude at the moment is on 143 but I have three players left to play. If Sanchez, Mata and Lamela get a couple of goals between them, maybe chuck in an assist or two, and we're on.

[Psychotic]

SANCHEZ! IT'S LOOKING TASTY! never thought I'd be happy for an Arsenal goal! hopefully this spurs on Mata and he scores two now.

oh and liverpool are trout #rodgersout etc.

[Aerith's Knight]

Wow.. just wow.

Well, just waiting for De Gea to switch out now.

[DK]

if sanchez gets a hat-trick will that do it?

[Psychotic]

Yes. And I still have Lamela too, hopefully he smurfs Swansea up. I'm on 133 right now, assuming Lamela, Mata and Sanchez get 90 minutes that's +3 and Sanchez gets MotM that's another +3. Top guy has 143 right now, 4 short. A goal from any of them will do it.

[DK]