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  • Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m

    3 20.00%
  • Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca

    1 6.67%
  • Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract

    2 13.33%
  • Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything

    1 6.67%
  • Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea

    2 13.33%
  • Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!

    3 20.00%
  • Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.

    1 6.67%
  • Other

    2 13.33%
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  1. #346
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    I like that Jamie Vardy is now the greatest player of all time.

    Liverpool v City is the best fixture in the Premier League. I don't think I've seen a boring one over the last five years. You're guaranteed sumptuous attacking, shambolic defending and two teams that just charge into each other at 100mph. Very different from the low tempo possession football of Arsenal or the bus parking of Chelsea. Good fun.

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    Some of the moves for Liverpool today were just downright beautiful. The Brazilian boys really seem to be showing a great chemistry especially. If our strikers could ever stay healthy, I think our squad could challenge for Top 4. Lovren still scares me in defense though. Get well soon Sakho.

    Also, all hail Leicester!

    Take care all.

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    It's not just the fixture. Yesterday I was smurfing monged drinking with me pals and didn't remember the game was on. Today I was drinking with more of me other pals and met a guy who was a Liverpool fan, talking about the game (he told me the result) and it was just an exchange of mutual respect and enjoyment of the football played between Liverpool and City. No bulltrout, just good people enjoying good games. Everything about City/Pool is the best thing in the prem by far.

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    Um... every club is a multi-millionaire club.

    Also, I expected it.
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    Other being Leicester City finishing above Swansea City (who will be in a relegation fight) and Garry Monk crying when Claudio Ranieri verbally bitch slaps him.
    See? Told you.

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    There's still time for Leicester to drop the illusions of grandeur and join us in the battle for 11th place.


    there was a picture here

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    Indeed, it's a top-of-the-table clash next weekend. Someone's dropping points and I hope it's Leicester.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Um... every club is a multi-millionaire club.

    Also, I expected it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Other being Leicester City finishing above Swansea City (who will be in a relegation fight) and Garry Monk crying when Claudio Ranieri verbally bitch slaps him.
    See? Told you.
    tch, you knew what I meant Psy; the big four!


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    Maybe

    With Leicester v United and Liverpool v Swansea coming up I have the chance to be the Undisputed Champion of the Football Thread... that or take a vast amount of mockery while I mysteriously disappear until, say, January. Double or nothing lads!

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    There hasn't been a Big Four™ for a while now - it's been replaced with the Big Zero, as they're all troute.


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    There's still time for Leicester to drop the illusions of grandeur and join us in the battle for 11th place.
    We'll see where they are after the next six games.

    Man Utd (H)
    Swansea (A)
    Chelsea (H)
    Everton (A)
    Liverpool (A)
    Man City (H)

    Their descent into mid-table will start with a battering at the hands of us next Saturday teatime.

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    Was watching the replays of the last week's batch, and I have to ask, what the hell is up with all the goals by the own team this week? Amateur hour.

    Anyway, beautiful Liverpool match, I have to admit.

    Also, technical question, is it offside when a player makes a shot on goal and someone picks it up, while he was behind the defenders during the shot itself?
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    When you say behind the defenders, is he goalside of them?

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    It probably means the guy would be offside, since you can't make a difference between a shot on goal and a pass to the goal.

    Offside rules are sometimes a little iffy. Like if a defender shoots the ball against a forward and another one goalside of the defenders picks that up, it would be offside. Which is odd, since it is unintentional. But actually intercepting the ball from the keeper is fine.


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    worst game ever


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    Oh, here you are. I've prepared a brief statement.

    >be me
    >based garry monk
    >mfw my meme game is as fire as a jimmy milner penalty.jpg
    >ayy lmao

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