Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m

Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca

Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract

Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything

Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea

Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!

Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.

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