Everyone panicking that English teams are struggling after five defeats in six for the EPL in the Champions League. Just leave it with us up in Manchester. We'll secure that fourth CL slot for merry old England.
Saying that, we were both bloody lucky. Wolfsberg were excellent and deserved at least a draw. No idea how City played but by all accounts they weren't convincing. Sterling apparently went missing.
Rumours that he was treading the boards at Manchester's premium drag queen venue The Birdcage can neither be confirmed or denied.
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