View Poll Results: Most likely football comedy of the season prediction

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  • Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m

    3 20.00%
  • Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca

    1 6.67%
  • Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract

    2 13.33%
  • Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything

    1 6.67%
  • Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea

    2 13.33%
  • Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!

    3 20.00%
  • Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.

    1 6.67%
  • Other

    2 13.33%
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    Amateur Poker League. New player at the table.

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    Said the Manchester United fan, fresh from their decisive victories over Manchester City and CSKA Moscow this week.

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    If you want a collapse month for Arsenal, January could be a better choice this time if we haven't already started to skid by then - Liverpool away, and our regular as clockwork defeats at Stoke and to Chelsea.

    Looking forward to the return of Moyes to the Premier League at some point. Maybe he and Sherwood could swap jobs.
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    Real Madrid are now on the hunt for Jamie Vardy. http://futbol.as.com/futbol/2015/10/...49_066444.html

    I don't even care if it'll never ever happen, the very idea of it is simply beautiful.

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    Jamie Vardy is the new Grant Holt. Can't wait for the calls to put him in the Euro 2016 squad (I assume they've already started actually).
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    Christ, what's next? Rickie Lambert to Liverpool?


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    Quote Originally Posted by charliepanayi View Post
    Jamie Vardy is the new Grant Holt. Can't wait for the calls to put him in the Euro 2016 squad (I assume they've already started actually).
    Well, Rooney is finished, Kane - hat trick against a weakened and already beaten team aside - hasn't really looked with it, Sturridge and Welbeck are made of biscuits and glass... still, at least Andy Carroll aka England's top goalscorer in Euro 2012 is back....

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    Quote Originally Posted by charliepanayi View Post
    Jamie Vardy is the new Grant Holt. Can't wait for the calls to put him in the Euro 2016 squad (I assume they've already started actually).
    You are correct - this was up on BBC a few days before your post: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34606190
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    And there we are, Wenger gets his senior players injured just in time for the wintertime form collapse. I was worried for a minute there.


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    2 rounds better than last year, and going out on penalties rather than a 4-0 drossing! That is improvement right there, £33 million worth of improvement!

    Accentuate the positive!

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    The good news doesn't stop there, there's still four whole more years of talismanic captain Wayne Rooney's £338k a week contract left to go!

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    Actually don't mind Rooney when he's not leading the attack. As soon as he plays in midfield, everyone goes crazy about how he should be leading the attack because he scores a few goals from midfield. Put him in attack, no goals. May as well put him back into midfield and put Martial up front.

    Don't think Rooney is as bad as people are saying he is, though. People love to exaggerate it. I wouldn't mind him being dropped for a game or two, but I wouldn't want him out permanently. He was crap in that game though. He's better when someone else is pulling the defence away from him. He's no good trying to hold up the ball and turn past a defender, let alone 2-3 defenders because he's the only striker up front.
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