I'm pretty happy with being in the Europa League and the Little Englander HURR HURR THUSDAY NIGHTS CHANOL 5 business has always confused the smurf out of me. I am a Liverpool and football fan. With the Europa League, I get more Liverpool playing football to watch. How terrible. If you asked what they thought of the competition in Germany or Spain they'd get confused if you told them how the English felt about it. You know, Germany and Spain, those countries with both club and national teams significantly better than the ones England produce. I don't even mean the Barcas and Bayerns. You stick Dortmund or Sevilla in the Premier League and they'd smurfing win it.

But no don't you see it's not as important as the premier league and SUPER SUNDAY omg will liverpool beat stoke city in the BATTLE FOR 8TH??? smurf me nothing is as tedious as Premier League culture. You win two games and suddenly OH WOW WILL LIVERPOOL SNEAK INTO THE TOP FOUR? oh wow oh gosh i don't know what i'd do if we did!!!!! :')

Europa League is a fun chance to see teams, players and fans I rarely see, and to see how Liverpool do against them. Teams and players much better than the ones in the Premier League to boot. I've seen us face Swansea a dozen times. Oh look, they're passing the ball a lot. Ashley Williams having a moan at the ref because he didn't get a decision, what a sight. Oh dear they've scored, can't wait to see whether Old Manus says lmaoverpool or plays it safe with a rofliverpool. 13-0 to Dortmund? That'd be pretty crazy to see, yeah, let's do that. That'd be smurfing fun. I'd enjoy that more than grinding out a 1-0 win against Bournemouth.

And Premier League fans are smurfing awful now. They are absolutely the worst. Both in the online sense and in the stadiums. I hear only the same two songs from opposition fans every week - Sign On and Stevie G falling on his arse - hate to break it to you lads, but the man is in another continent. If we're lucky, maybe some random trout will be sung to smurfing Sloop John B. In the 5-4 win against Norwich, they grabbed (what they thought) was a 90th minute equaliser, grabbing what could be a vital point in their relegation battle. Do they sing about how great Norwich are or celebrate their goalscorer? lol no, welfare benefits amirite. Guarantee you the Dortmund fans aren't going to be pulling that tedious overplayed #bantz trout. They look to be a great crowd and they're also a fan of our favourite song. It's going to be smurfing awesome to watch.

I've seen my team win this competition before, it was one of the greatest nights as a football fan I've had and I've got some bloody brilliant memories. Can't wait, smurf the haters.