Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m
Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca
Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract
Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything
Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea
Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!
Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.
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No don't make up I want to see Danny vs Denny.
I'm not even mad about losing to the West Indies. The coolest sports team in the world.
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Gutted about losing to England, personally.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
It'll be interesting to see what happens to NZ cricket in the next few years. They've lost the talisman in Brendon McCullum, and the squad in general is aging a bit. Bowling wise they'll be OK for a while but both wicket keepers are in their 30s and so are a lot of their batsmen. They've been in the sun for the last 5 years but don't have any trophies to show for it.
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Well I mean I'm not gonna argue with it being terrible but that's hardly breaking news.
Breaks Klopp's heart every week.
He'll get a lot of money in the Summer I'm sure. I don't mind either way, Klopp is my favourite.
Fernando - doh!
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Hey Football Thread! You know how I said Luis Suarez was great and y'all said he wasn't and now he's probably the best player in the world?
lol
He can play a bit. He's still a knob though.
Well yeah.
I'm not sure if anyone has doubted his footballing ability. His footballing ability is great (although I wouldn't say he's Messi/Ronaldo level, but I think that goes without saying). He, the person, Suarez, is not great despite this because he's a knob.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I would say he has now surpassed Messi and Ronaldo now actually. Neither is as good as perhaps they were a couple of years ago - though obviously he's not better than either was than when they were at their peak. For the past year or so though? Absolutely. This season Suarez has 45 goals and 18 assists in 45 games, and neither of the old big two has matched either figure.
The times they are a-changin'.