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  • Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m

    3 20.00%
  • Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca

    1 6.67%
  • Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract

    2 13.33%
  • Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything

    1 6.67%
  • Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea

    2 13.33%
  • Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!

    3 20.00%
  • Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.

    1 6.67%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
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    I Leicester win the league, I will actually go out and buy a Liverpool shirt with 'Allen' printed on the back, frame it, hang it on my wall, take a picture, and make it both my EoFF avatar and signature. Then eat my hat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fox View Post
    Serious question folks.

    what the hell is going on in the Premier League?

    Tell you what, as I United fan I have never wanted United to lose before, but I hope we gets our butts kicked next match.
    ...why? If you're a United fan, why?

    If United win all their remaining games, it's quite likely they will get a top four spot because Arsenal and City have to play each other and we're two points behind both of them. If they draw it'll be trickier, but we're playing pretty good football lately (shocking, I know!).

    Meanwhile Leicester only need, what, one win from three games to win the league? Let them get it against Everton or Chelsea, not us. Tottenham could easily drop points against Chelsea or Southampton, too, and their last match against Newcastle is a potential slip up considering the Magpies are fighting relegation (it's possible that fight will last until the final round).

    Essentially there's no reason to want United to lose when Leicester will almost certainly win the league even if they do lose to United.

    I'd much prefer us to be playing in the CL next season alongside Leicester.

    Personally I really hope they lose to us and beat Everton. I always feel it's much more special to win the PL in a home game rather than an away one anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fox View Post
    Serious question folks.

    what the hell is going on in the Premier League?

    Tell you what, as I United fan I have never wanted United to lose before, but I hope we gets our butts kicked next match.
    ...why? If you're a United fan, why?

    If United win all their remaining games, it's quite likely they will get a top four spot because Arsenal and City have to play each other and we're two points behind both of them. If they draw it'll be trickier, but we're playing pretty good football lately (shocking, I know!).

    Meanwhile Leicester only need, what, one win from three games to win the league? Let them get it against Everton or Chelsea, not us. Tottenham could easily drop points against Chelsea or Southampton, too, and their last match against Newcastle is a potential slip up considering the Magpies are fighting relegation (it's possible that fight will last until the final round).

    Essentially there's no reason to want United to lose when Leicester will almost certainly win the league even if they do lose to United.

    I'd much prefer us to be playing in the CL next season alongside Leicester.

    Personally I really hope they lose to us and beat Everton. I always feel it's much more special to win the PL in a home game rather than an away one anyway.
    Nah, I think Arsenal fans would say it was far more fun when we won it at Anfield/Old Trafford/White Hart Lane. Anyway, hopefully Leicester wrap it up now, so I can merely forget this season rather than endure the living hell of Spurs winning the title.

    Also worth noting the Hillsborough inquest verdict today, which lays bare the full culpability of the police and the authorities.
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    I dunno, I think when United won the league away we had to wait until the home game to be presented and that annoyed me. I like it when the league is won and trophy presented on the same day.
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    This is well worth a read. The police, government (who never tried to disguise their contempt for football fans), footballing authorities and media all conspired to try and hide the truth of what happened at Hillsborough. And sadly now, 27 years on, many of the people responsible are dead or too old and infirm to face justice.

    http://www.theguardian.com/football/...P=share_btn_tw
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    It's awful. You think this kind of multi agency cover up is the stuff of movies or the product of derranged tin foil hat wearers. The poor families have been through hell.

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    To this day I still cannot fathom how long it has taken for justice to be done. May those who perished rest in peace and may the families feel the vindication they so surely deserve. Also, may the S!N "newspaper" finally set for good.

    Random question:

    Let's say Man City win The Champions League and Liverpool win Europa but Man Utd and Arsenal finish in the Top 4. Who gets left out of the Champions League next year? Surely England doesn't get 6 teams?!

    Take care all. YNWA.

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    Nope, England would get 5 teams. The top 3, Man City and Liverpool would qualify in that situation.

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    I gotcha. Would be a bitter pill for whomever finished 4th!

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    Quote Originally Posted by charliepanayi View Post
    This is well worth a read. The police, government (who never tried to disguise their contempt for football fans), footballing authorities and media all conspired to try and hide the truth of what happened at Hillsborough. And sadly now, 27 years on, many of the people responsible are dead or too old and infirm to face justice.

    http://www.theguardian.com/football/...P=share_btn_tw
    Finally read this. I feel sick. Like, you can totally take the football element away from this, this is just plain smurfing wrong. The police incompetency leading to so many deaths is one thing, but then to smear the families and friends of those who died as being responsible and consistently lying about it is a terrible abuse of power. A good article, the only thing missing (and I guess not entirely relevant to today's verdict but y'know) is the smurfing Sun's role in it too, the collusion and printing what they knew to be bulltrout in an attempt to sell papers.

    Bringing it back onto football, this: http://imgur.com/a/Fj7Dv is such a nice album showing the support all across Europe. Football fans proving themselves to be the very opposite of how the lies from those in power tried to portray them.

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    Re: The Sun, there's this article. The thought that so many idiots still read that awful excuse for a newspaper is a depressing one indeed.

    http://www.theguardian.com/football/...ugh-unravelled
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    Read this yesterday which I though was very sad - The 97th Hillsborough victim.

    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB
    I don't care so much about his age compared to the other two as I do about his potential and play style. He's like Fletcher, a bit of a late bloomer, but damn has he made a difference in the games he plays in far more often than not. All three of them are capable of running at players and getting past them, and of scoring goals. Sure, Lingard may not be as much a #9 as the other two, but he's still an immense talent in the team coming through at the same time.

    Also, not claiming he'll be amongst the people clamouring for player of the year awards a la those you mentioned, but more claiming he is among a trio of players who have made a notable difference, all in the same way, to our team's style of play.
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    Good shout with Fletch. His physique is the similar cause of why he's been a relatively late bloomer. He should have been given a chance earlier in his career but through negligence just wasn't, same sort of situation with Pereira right now. Lingard has been hugely underrated for us IMO. He makes so much things happen and drags defenses with his runs. I can guarantee that next season under a new manager we'll see more of him, where players aren't so isolated up front as we see under LVG. It's why we find it hard to score tap-ins or easy goals. Excited to think what potential that leaves Martial + Rashford with.

    What signings do you think Man United need next season?

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    They need mid-fielders. Rooney is a good choice, and works very well as a center-forward, but you need builders. You need people to move it forward. Too often I see them play it back to Blind to make that long pass towards Martial or Lingard. That shouldn't be the job of a defender. It leaves them out of position when there's a counter, which we've seen very often.

    Maybe a good extra right wing defender would be good. Sometimes de Gea is all what keeps the count down. Then again, that's what you pay for with a keeper of that quality.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket Edge View Post
    Good shout with Fletch. His physique is the similar cause of why he's been a relatively late bloomer. He should have been given a chance earlier in his career but through negligence just wasn't, same sort of situation with Pereira right now. Lingard has been hugely underrated for us IMO. He makes so much things happen and drags defenses with his runs. I can guarantee that next season under a new manager we'll see more of him, where players aren't so isolated up front as we see under LVG. It's why we find it hard to score tap-ins or easy goals. Excited to think what potential that leaves Martial + Rashford with.

    What signings do you think Man United need next season?
    I'm not so certain that under a new manager we'll see more of him - LVG has actually played him a lot when he has been available. Januzaj got good playtime from Moyes and then got written off by LVG early on, the same thing could happen to Lingard.

    Honestly, I'm not sure what signings we need. Our defence has been solid this season, our strikers are blooming, I suppose we could do better in midfield but I'm really not keen on the whole "buy the big bucks player" unless that player is really what we need. If Rooney is content to move into midfield permanently I think the entire team will benefit immensely. If we stick with 4-3-3 as we have been playing, you're looking at the set of...

    Martial - Rashford - Lingard
    Backup: Depay, Mata, Herrera, Rooney, Young, Wilson
    Rooney - Carrick - Fellaini
    Backup: Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Herrera, Pereira, Mata
    Shaw - Blind - Smalling - Darmian
    Backup: Fosu-Mensah, Young, Jones, Rojo, Valencia, Varela, Borthwick-Jackson, McNair
    De Gea
    Backup: Romero, Johnstone, Pereira

    This is not a bad side at all. If anything, perhaps bring in another central midfielder, potentially a true defensive one although I still don't really like those, preferring Vidal-style box-to-box instead... but there aren't so many of them these days. Potentially another some backup for the defence, but really, with the youth we have shining lately, why not keep the trust?

    I genuinely do feel we'll improve if we stick with the current side - it is merely a case of which manager we'll have, and if we can keep all our best players. I'm more worried about who will leave the club rather than who will stay. If LVG stays, and sticks with the new pace-based system we've seen in recent games, we will be a force to be reckoned with next year and I would prefer that is the situation we come into. However, if LVG reverts to his old boring style he used for much of the season, we'll go backwards. If Mourinho is hired, I just don't think he suits our club as he doesn't support growing players, he's more of a short-term solution and we need to think long term. Also, I feel hiring someone who was a failure in his own right and has basically imploded is not always the best thing to do! Yes, he is a serious contender, but no, I don't think he's the instant solution many believe he is. I also don't trust him to play youth, I don't trust him to mess around with the side to a notable degree, all these things make me prefer LVG staying over hiring Mourinho.

    However, I'm not against a change of manager so much as I am wanting us to take note that we have really improved late this year and if we continue on this path we will be serious contenders next season.

    I think if LVG goes, it will be for failures at the start of the season, not recent ones, and if that is the case then I question it being the right one.
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    Agree with you both on Rooney. Still has so much to offer just was out of form and confidence at the start of the season. Central role could suit him to a tee.

    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB
    I'm not so certain that under a new manager we'll see more of him - LVG has actually played him a lot when he has been available. Januzaj got good playtime from Moyes and then got written off by LVG early on, the same thing could happen to Lingard.
    Good point. I think Lingard has done more this season and been more consistent than Januzaj did however.

    Honestly, I'm not sure what signings we need. Our defence has been solid this season, our strikers are blooming, I suppose we could do better in midfield but I'm really not keen on the whole "buy the big bucks player" unless that player is really what we need. If Rooney is content to move into midfield permanently I think the entire team will benefit immensely. If we stick with 4-3-3 as we have been playing, you're looking at the set of...
    4-3-3 should have implemented long ago. Playing against Norwich & Southampton at home with two defensive midfielders brought major WTH moments but it looks like the manager understands that we do more with bodies up there. Better late then never I suppose.

    This is not a bad side at all. If anything, perhaps bring in another central midfielder, potentially a true defensive one although I still don't really like those, preferring Vidal-style box-to-box instead... but there aren't so many of them these days. Potentially another some backup for the defence, but really, with the youth we have shining lately, why not keep the trust?
    I asked what some of you thought before giving my views because I thought we don't need much change at all. Blind has been under-appreciated at CB, so I'd be fine with him at the back with Smalling. Shaw coming back is huge, and Fosu-Mensah over Darmian at RB who I'm really high on. It's been the best part of the season seeing so much youth proving themselves. I'd love to fast-forward a few years and see what they'll develop into.

    Saying that, I still wouldn't say no to a defensive midfielder. This Renato Sanchez kid who has been touted lately seems like a good punt for us. Seems to be that top box-to-box midfield prospect you said we sorely needed. And if a winger became available like Mahrez, I'd jump at it. Last season my number one pick was getting in Greizmann, but with Atletico doing so well it would be harder to prize him away. I think the pull of Mourinho and plenty of cash Atletico's could sway him though. He'd be a dream signing.

    I genuinely do feel we'll improve if we stick with the current side - it is merely a case of which manager we'll have, and if we can keep all our best players. I'm more worried about who will leave the club rather than who will stay. If LVG stays, and sticks with the new pace-based system we've seen in recent games, we will be a force to be reckoned with next year and I would prefer that is the situation we come into. However, if LVG reverts to his old boring style he used for much of the season, we'll go backwards. If Mourinho is hired, I just don't think he suits our club as he doesn't support growing players, he's more of a short-term solution and we need to think long term. Also, I feel hiring someone who was a failure in his own right and has basically imploded is not always the best thing to do! Yes, he is a serious contender, but no, I don't think he's the instant solution many believe he is. I also don't trust him to play youth, I don't trust him to mess around with the side to a notable degree, all these things make me prefer LVG staying over hiring Mourinho.
    There's myths about Mourinho. I think everyone knows Man United has been his dream job. I think he'd settle at United for years if he had his way. The youth thing is worrying, although even this season he was ready to drop Terry and start Zouma. I remember looking at the City game at Lingard when he was playing number 10, and how quick he was to go from defence to attack, and then back to defence with his pace. Straight away I was thinking Mourinho would love that.

    Another myth is that he only plays defensively which I is rubbish. I can't remember off-hand but I seen a statistic for goals scored by his teams he managed and he was almost always #1 in the league. Yeah he parks the bus against some of the bigger teams, but I don't care. His track record doing this has been brilliant. I think he's exactly what we need.

    As for LVG, he's a nice man and I've no ill feelings towards him. However, but he doesn't know how to build a unit to attack. Everyone is simply too isolated, and as well as that we lead a high line just like Arsenal that good attacking players can easily find holes in on a counter-attack. That's why Arsenal even with terrific players and a top CB in Koscielny will never win the league until they change manager again IMO.

    I'd be disappointed if he's there next season to be honest.

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