With the season now over (barring United v Bournemouth rematch) let's have a look at the poll options.

Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m
He's actually played 42 games for City and after a bright start has now found himself on the bench. However, no matter how bad he gets he isn't going to be sold as City desperately need English players to fulfill the homegrown quota. A reminder that Richard Wright - yes, that Richard Wright - is still on their books as a first team squad member for exactly this reason. He has yet to make an appearance in four years, even in the League Cup. Must be great work if you can get it.

Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca
Benteke had a god awful season for Liverpool, issued a staying and fighting for my place statement, West Brom and West Ham both rumoured to be interested.

Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract
Rooney has barely played at all with injury. Rumours are that Chinese clubs will offer him this level of money and it'd probably be good for both United and Rooney if he took them up on that offer. And can you imagine his bright red face huffing and puffing in the heat?

Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything
Yep.

Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea
He did indeed stay crippled and apparently felt kind to Swansea and let them off this year. However, the closest thing to Swansea in terms of play style is Arsenal and Big Andy went to war on Arsene's boys, getting a hat trick.

Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!
Almost. A player who played for the champions who wear blue racially abused a man in a casino and nobody cares because he's an ENGLISH LIONHEART and did you know 5 years ago he was playing in the CONFERENCE?! You probably didn't, it's not like it's ever mentioned or anything. JT for his sins was due to miss his last Chelsea games after being hilariously sent off but has now been offered a new contract.

Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.
True story time. Myself and DK were playing the majestic Rocket League with Steve and he is excited that Spurs may win the title. "Who do you reckon Spurs' best player has been this year Steve?" I ask, because while Kane and Alli get the plaudits I am firmly on Team Alderweireld and wonder what a real Spurs fan has to say.

An awkward silence occurs as Steve is unable to name a single Spurs player, let alone pick out who has been the best this season. After much goading we eventually say "surely you know Harry Kane" and he says "yes of course I knew him all along I was just trolling you." And there you have it. For me, Clive, this is the winning poll option.