While we're at it, in the Southern US we have some...unique sodas.
This trout is supposedly "cherry-flavored" as in a Carolina thing. I first tried it when I bought it with a $5 corgi plush in the Washington D.C. EoFF Meetup back in '12 and it was frankly really bizarre tasting and I remember distinctly not liking it. It has an oddly spicy taste mixed with a very old Cherry Dr Pepper. It just wasn't that great and I highly doubt I'd have it again.
But THIS is the smurfing worst. Like, part of some evil grand scheme of deception bad. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a grape soda, how can you mess that up too much? Mildly unpleasant, sure, but not disgusting or anything." You're wrong. I have never had something so quickly compel me to expel the contents of my gastrointestinal tract in my life. It's the single worst thing I have sipped in my life and is the final nail in the coffin for the terrible, awful place that is called "Alabama".