Loud. It better register as an earthquake.

Silent, but deadly. I either like to sneak attack people or I don't want to be heard.

Delayed and long. It's like an organic drum solo.

Quick. It sounds like a duck or someone asking "WHAT?!" in disbelief.

High pitched. Sounds like when you let air of of a balloon.

Deep. More bass than Barry White. Or in this case Barry Brown.

I refuse to answer this poll.

Another type of fart not covered by this important poll.

Man, as long as it isn't a shart attack.