View Poll Results: What is your favorite type of fart?

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  • Loud. It better register as an earthquake.

    1 6.25%
  • Silent, but deadly. I either like to sneak attack people or I don't want to be heard.

    2 12.50%
  • Delayed and long. It's like an organic drum solo.

    2 12.50%
  • Quick. It sounds like a duck or someone asking "WHAT?!" in disbelief.

    2 12.50%
  • High pitched. Sounds like when you let air of of a balloon.

    1 6.25%
  • Deep. More bass than Barry White. Or in this case Barry Brown.

    2 12.50%
  • I refuse to answer this poll.

    3 18.75%
  • Another type of fart not covered by this important poll.

    1 6.25%
  • Man, as long as it isn't a shart attack.

    2 12.50%
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    Famine Wolf Recognized Member Sephex's Avatar
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    Default Favorite Type of Fart?

    Flatulence will get you everywhere. We all fart. Don't even try to deny it. So coming from your own studio, what kind of hot mixtape do you prefer to release?

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    They all have their place, Sephex. They all have their place.


    (This question, for me, is like Sophie's Choice. Tara's Choice.)


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    QUACK!

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    That feel you get when you forget you made a poll on sleep deprivation while at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    I feel like you focused too much on sound and not smell. It doesn't matter the sound frequency or duration (although loudest, rumbliest, and longest is always best) but how much is smells.

    My favorite farts are the kind that are so stinky, you clear the room. These are especially effective when you're in the car with others and all they can do is stick their head out the windows while their eyes water.
    If I remember correctly, I farted at work and laughed at the sound I made. I then made a poll. Smell is key to the kingdom of fats, but I think the sound of them are the focus. The face of farts. The quarterback of farts. Farts.

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    The long, high-pitched ones. I feel I can control the sound of my flatulence better now I'm older. The smell on the other hand...

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    Silent Assassins are the best in the world!

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    Hapy 9th birthday, EoFF. Now go to your room; you're embarrassing the guests.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    Hapy 9th birthday, EoFF. Now go to your room; you're embarrassing the guests.
    And stop farting around up there!

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    hmmmm....

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