Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Angus View Post

Note: Excluding living things, such as love ones & pets.
Presumably they all got swept up by the freak sharknado.

Eh, probably the laptop or mobile phone so I can use it to call for more help. Of course, if the disaster is affecting the entire world and no help would be around, I might as well pick my favorite book to live the last few hours of my life in relative happiness.