Yo Momma Is Scary (Was I Threatened Thread)

[Chris]

Someone threatened to "read me to filth". Should I be worried or scared.

[Shiny]

I think a gang of little children threatened me. They came up to me last night and got in my face saying "you trying to start something?!" I was just walking minding my business and pretty far away from them. I pretty much ignored the one that got directly in my face. He was no bigger than me but still, strange.

[Old Manus]

They actually had just bought 50 Shades and had meant to say "read filth to me" but a stroke hit them at precisely the wrong moment.