If you have a cat. If not, just pretend you do.
She is looking at me. WP_20150916_09_35_21_Pro.jpg
She is sat on the arm of the sofa in the front room.
laying in the ground since I buried him a couple weeks ago![]()
Being worse than a dog.
Snuggling with me in bed after having some breakfast.![]()
Sleeping nearby so he can save up the energy to go to bed in about an hour. As for my parents three cats, I have no idea where they are but one is being grumpy, one is being lazy and the other aims to misbehave.
If I had a kitteh, it would probably be eating lasagna.
"Oh it's 4am TIME TO PLAY TIME TO PLAY!"
^ what our cats actually believe
The cat is busy being dead. It died about 12 years ago. It was an asshole.