If I had a dog, right now he'd be in an airfight w/ the Red Baron.
Eating
Sleeping
Embarrassing me in front of my neighbours
Barking
Peeing on something
Chewing on something
Being bullied by the cat
Clinging to me
Wagging its tail
Putting all of its hopes and dreams on me
Thinking its a lap dog when it isn't
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If I had a dog, right now he'd be in an airfight w/ the Red Baron.