If you have a dog. If not, pretend you have one.
Eating
Sleeping
Embarrassing me in front of my neighbours
Barking
Peeing on something
Chewing on something
Being bullied by the cat
Clinging to me
Wagging its tail
Putting all of its hopes and dreams on me
Thinking its a lap dog when it isn't
Other
I used to have this German shepherd called Pedro. He was the sweetest and smartest dog to ever live. He kept me safe for 14 years
If I had a dog, right now he'd be in an airfight w/ the Red Baron.
If I had one he'd probably be wanting attention. when Bri and I get a new (bigger) place this next spring we'll get a dog or two.
Sleeping on MY bed, where he knows he's not supposed to be.
I like Kung-Fu.
Being a smelly, stupid, annoying sack of crap. Those countries that eat them have the right idea.