So I'm going to LP this or I'll keep forgetting about it -_- Also I have been a busy bee, so updates may not be very often
Keep in mind I am not good at these types of games. So please make this a safe and supportive space and not a mean and unsafe space, thank you! Happy times!
So let us start the game!
GASP
I think that woman was murdered
I think that man is a murderer
He looks like he has a bullet hole in his forehead
Ugh, it's too early for this
So that is Mia and this is Phoenix Wright's first case. Who even has a name like that?
I apparently knew the defendant before this case
Alright then
Well, he's guilty, case closed, let's all go for some milkshakes
Oh, he's not actually...
ugh *rubs temples*
Okay
We got that
So the trial starts
He gives me a pop quiz and I pass! A++
I also get a court record junk stuff
I like her hair
I can't tell if that's tacky or cool. YOU DECIDE! I've just made this an interactive Let's Play
And we all know that those were the stablest of all couples throughout history
That's the spirit!
So here, Mr. Payne (who has my boyfriend's name; can we sue for royalties?) says "I think we can tell what type of woman she was" or whatever, which quite frankly I find crappy. If she was single, which she appears to have been since she dumped Mr. Butz, she is an adult woman who can can have these arrangements if she wants to.
Anywho, the defendant gets all antsy and says he'll see her in hell which is... I mean
He's a little unbalanced isn't he?
I tell him to answer honestly, and he says he went
Hmm
Oh it was that guy, he was the killer
Case closed, let's go get sundaes.
Oh, apparently I have to "prove it" or some junk. Can I just show them the first few minutes of the game? No?
This is probably important. It's a shame I'm busy watching Criminal Minds
This is a good episode, I like this one. It's the one where Hotch has to deal with his marriage falling apart and-
Oh is there new evidence? Alright
Oh, am I supposed to... am I supposed to do stuff now?
They really get in to this, don't they?
Now see, he said this
Which conflicts with the murder time, so I say
Oh that wasn't it was it
YEAH SO
I <3 Hotch, he's my TV crush
I'm a good lawyer
That's kind of sketchy because
YEAH
He says he saw it on the table clock
That's funny because I thought the murder weapon was a maybe tacky, maybe cool statue
YEAH
Apparently you can have it say the time by like, giving it a neck massage and sacrificing a chicken or something
Yes, indeed, yes, myes, mhmm, yas, quite so, indeed, mm
A HA
No context needed
The clock said it was like 8:25
A HA
The clock is lying. THE CLOCK IS THE KILLER!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!1!!
I dunno. Doesn't matter
Apparently it does though because Phoenix gets all "OH NO MY LYFE WHY ME AAAGGGAHAHAJHSJKAHS"
Hello, teacher
Yes, we... we all knew that
CASE
CLOSED!!
And that is where we will stop for now
I am top lawyer A++++ 100%