So I'm going to LP this or I'll keep forgetting about it -_- Also I have been a busy bee, so updates may not be very often

Keep in mind I am not good at these types of games. So please make this a safe and supportive space and not a mean and unsafe space, thank you! Happy times!

So let us start the game!



GASP



I think that woman was murdered



I think that man is a murderer



He looks like he has a bullet hole in his forehead



Ugh, it's too early for this



So that is Mia and this is Phoenix Wright's first case. Who even has a name like that?



I apparently knew the defendant before this case



Alright then



Well, he's guilty, case closed, let's all go for some milkshakes



Oh, he's not actually...




ugh *rubs temples*

Okay



We got that



So the trial starts



He gives me a pop quiz and I pass! A++

I also get a court record junk stuff



I like her hair



I can't tell if that's tacky or cool. YOU DECIDE! I've just made this an interactive Let's Play



And we all know that those were the stablest of all couples throughout history



That's the spirit!



So here, Mr. Payne (who has my boyfriend's name; can we sue for royalties?) says "I think we can tell what type of woman she was" or whatever, which quite frankly I find crappy. If she was single, which she appears to have been since she dumped Mr. Butz, she is an adult woman who can can have these arrangements if she wants to.

Anywho, the defendant gets all antsy and says he'll see her in hell which is... I mean

He's a little unbalanced isn't he?



I tell him to answer honestly, and he says he went



Hmm



Oh it was that guy, he was the killer

Case closed, let's go get sundaes.

Oh, apparently I have to "prove it" or some junk. Can I just show them the first few minutes of the game? No?



This is probably important. It's a shame I'm busy watching Criminal Minds





This is a good episode, I like this one. It's the one where Hotch has to deal with his marriage falling apart and-



Oh is there new evidence? Alright



Oh, am I supposed to... am I supposed to do stuff now?



They really get in to this, don't they?

Now see, he said this



Which conflicts with the murder time, so I say






Oh that wasn't it was it



YEAH SO



I <3 Hotch, he's my TV crush







I'm a good lawyer



That's kind of sketchy because



YEAH





He says he saw it on the table clock



That's funny because I thought the murder weapon was a maybe tacky, maybe cool statue



YEAH



Apparently you can have it say the time by like, giving it a neck massage and sacrificing a chicken or something



Yes, indeed, yes, myes, mhmm, yas, quite so, indeed, mm



A HA



No context needed



The clock said it was like 8:25



A HA

The clock is lying. THE CLOCK IS THE KILLER!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!1!!







I dunno. Doesn't matter

Apparently it does though because Phoenix gets all "OH NO MY LYFE WHY ME AAAGGGAHAHAJHSJKAHS"



Hello, teacher



Yes, we... we all knew that



CASE





CLOSED!!



And that is where we will stop for now

I am top lawyer A++++ 100%