Haiku thread!

[fat_moogle]

I should be sleeping
An early start awaits me
Damn I hate mornings

[Mercen-X]

F*** that trouty cat!
It stinks like it is in heat
Oh! It just got f***...

My giraffe had kids
I didn't know that it could
Kids are baby goats

Too many maybes
Not enough certainty, no
Indecision reigns

Cars, cars, cars, cars, cars
Gas rates always going up
People should walk more

I hate rainy days
Wet, slippery, cold, sunless
More sunny days please

I can't tie my shoes
I lost my shoe laces, so
I just use velcro

Diarrhea hurts
Or at least I have been told
(eyes glance shiftily)

Dragging my body
Broken to an unknown fate
Fear desperation

Hide in the dark parts
My soul creates with each thought
No evidence left

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Peanut butter fudge.
My mom's cheesecake recipe.
Vanilla ice cream.

[Colonel Angus]

ichi ni san chi
one two three four I can count
in two languages

[Bubba]

I'm crap at Haiku
Whenever I attempt one
I just run out of

[DK]

BoB is a bad man
his unrequested touch
lingers on my bum