Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
Yes. It was local television, but still. I was in high school and I took part in my aunt's musical theater show that consisted of famous Polish songs from the 20s. So me and four other guys sang "Seksapil" - a song about how women are better because they have sex appeal that can enslave men. And we were the women.

So yeah, my biggest gig on TV is of me in drag

Still, I looked pretty fabulous. My cousin did my make-up, I had a wig that made me look like Uma Thurman's character in pulp fiction, I had a red dress with water balloon boobs that were soooo cold, and a black feather boa. Oh, and fishnet stockings. Dancing in heels was a disaster, though.
You're aware we'll be wanting pictures of this fabulousness, right?
I don't have any.

Also, I was like 17. Far from the robust hunk you know today