How do you get on the Naughty list?

[Freya]

Someone figured out that the lump of coal Santa gives you can actually be compressed into a rare super diamond that brings you actual luck! Now everyone is trying to be naughty to get a prized lump of coal. Turns out this was Santas wish to help you learn a lesson or something or other.

Countries now have to combat a higher murder rate. In an unprecedented move, Santa has actually agreed to never visit anyone who commits murder or other extreme violent acts.

So how do you get a golden ticket of naughty coal? How will you get on the Naughty List?

[blackmage_nuke]

I'll just write to Santa and ask for the coal, if I end up on the good list, I get the coal, if I end up on the naughty list I get the coal.

[Freya]

Breaking the system!

[Loony BoB]

Actual luck!

[Freya]

YES! You're lucky! Lottery winner, the like

or wait your saying you'll use luck to get on the naughty list?

[Loony BoB]

What if it gives you actual bad luck!?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Seems like a fairly effective method.

[Colonel Angus]

Wouldn't you like to know...

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[Laddy]

I only look one way whilst crossing the street.

[Sephex]

Fart in a ziplock bag.

[Ayen]

Ruin people's fun.

[fire_of_avalon]

Open that ziplock bag.

[Sephex]

Open that ziplock bag.

[Hollycat]

You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

[Sephex]

You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

Real quick, is the butt in a zip lock bag?