Which FF protagonist is the best?

[Psychotic]

often enough it's only "self defence" because they've busted into some military facility or something and violently resist efforts at apprehension

or trying to stop an evil empire invading a small mining town or stop an evil corporation from collapsing a pillar to murder thousands of people or to stop an evil kingdom that's sending troops to smurf up an innocent town of rat people or to stop a corrupt religion that is trying to force them into marriage #justherothings #snow #snowfandom #ifsnowhadbeentheredomawouldneverhavebeenpoisoned

On Topic: Punch Snow in the face? Nah, I'd kick him in the stones so he couldn't reproduce. We don't need a bunch of little Snows running around.

Snow would absolutely kick your ass dude. Snow would kick every single person on this forum's ass. Except he wouldn't because he doesn't exist.

Fixed it for you.

That's all very well and good but you're the one who started claiming you were going to "kick him in the stones" in the first place. I was just humouring your delusion of his existence. But oh no, now that your exotic revenge fantasy against him has soured you want out? Oh ho ho, no no no. Don't start a fire if you don't want to get burned. Get back into your imagination and take your well-deserved beating.