Battle of the Marvel Chrises

[Mr. Carnelian]

So, which one do you think is the hottest?

Chris Evans
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Chris Hemsworth
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Chris Pratt
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[Night Fury]

NO DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE.

[Psychotic]

Crisp Rat for life.

[Mr. Carnelian]

NO DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE.

I know, I know. It's a hard one. There's no wrong answer.

Today, I'm feeling Chris Hemsworth (or wishing I was ).

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'd say Hemsworth or Pratt, but all of them are making me feel like I need to get my ass off the couch once in a while.

[Freya]

Oh god.

This is not nice.

Can't I like them all ?

[Mr. Carnelian]

I'd say Hemsworth or Pratt, but all of them are making me feel like I need to get my ass off the couch once in a while.

Getting that ripped would be too much hard work. I much prefer people like the Chrises put in the effort, so I can enjoy it second-hand.

Oh god.

This is not nice.

Can't I like them all ?

Obviously, they're all hot.

But, if you HAD to pick, which would it be?

[Colonel Angus]

STOP OBJECTIFYING MEN!

[Mr. Carnelian]

STOP OBJECTIFYING MEN!

NEVER!

In all seriousness, I know that these three are people, not just sexual objects. Their physical attractiveness is just one aspect of them. Nothing wrong with appreciating that attractiveness, as long as we remember that there's more to them than their appearance.

[Vermachtnis]

[blackmage_nuke]

Chris Pratt but when he was in Parks and Rec.

[Bubba]

STOP OBJECTIFYING MEN!

Agreed.

If I posted a thread with semi-naked pictures of Scarlett Johansen, Halle Berry and Uma Thurman asking which is hottest, I would be universally vilified for it.I probably wouldn't and I'm not actually offended by this thread at all. Plus, I'm not gay but I would definitely spend the night with Chris Hemsworth

[Psychotic]

Yes you would because they're like so 10 years ago.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Yes you would because they're like so 10 years ago.

I was going to reply to Bubba's post reiterating my point that I'm not being sexist, but when I did I noticed that his post was actually meant to have a 'Spoiler' section which he did incorrectly, so it doesn't show up in the final post.

Of course, once he's fixed that this post won't make much sense...

[Bubba]

Nah, I did do it correctly. You just need to click on the full stop at the end of my last sentence. I was just playing Devil's Advocate.

I'm actually not offended in the slightest and would definitely bone/be boned by Chris Hemsworth.