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    What do you guys think of this thrown-together cast I thought up? Do you have any of your own?


    The Playable Cast
    Cloud: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
    Aerith: Emma Stone
    Tifa: Anna Kendrick
    Barret: Samuel L. Jackson
    Red XIII: voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch
    Cait Sith: voiced by Charlie Day
    Cid: Matthew McCounaghey
    Vincent: Kit Harrington
    Yuffie: Brenda Song (One of the few prominent young Asian actresses in Anerican media :/)


    Sephiroth: Jason Momoa
    Rufus: Leonardo DiCaprio
    Reno: Orlando Bloom
    Rude: Shamar Moore
    Tseng: Keanu Reeves
    Elena: Chloe Sevigny
    Reeve: Robert Downey Jr
    Hojo: Hugo Weaving
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    No, just no.

    And the only one even remotely looking like Sephiroth is a woman. Avril Lavigne. They have have similiar mouth as someone who watched Advent Children and her video "When you're gone" might notice. Not that it is the only face Sephiroth ever got. But at least to notice it.

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    They can't even get a CGI movie of Final Fantasy right. I don't want to see one live action.

    That list is complied up of actors I either don't know, or can't see working in the role. Orlando Bloom as Reno? Leonardo DiCaprio as Rufus? Samuel L. Jackson as Barret? He'd get the profanity down, but that character is so meant to be played by Mr. T it's not even funny. Even though Mr. T probably wouldn't be good as Barret either.

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    Tifa could be either Anna Kendrick or Ashley Greene.

    And I think you should make a thread about live action actors playing Final Fantasy characters in general.
    Last edited by SuperMillionaire; 11-14-2015 at 06:44 PM.
    Is that your final answer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth View Post
    No, just no.

    And the only one even remotely looking like Sephiroth is a woman. Avril Lavigne.
    Holy cow, you're right. Mind=blown

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    Told ya. She could easily be his daughter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth View Post
    Told ya. She could easily be his daughter.

    Welp I can never see either of them the same way again now. Every time I see Sephiroth fighting Cloud, I'm going to hear: "hey hey you you I could be your girlfrieeend"

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    So, by finding Avril Lavigne hot. I also think Sephiroth is hot?

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    She DOES look like Sephiroth, but I'm personally against casting people just because they physically look like the person in question. They have to have the talent too.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    She DOES look like Sephiroth, but I'm personally against casting people just because they physically look like the person in question. They have to have the talent too.
    My motivation is by casting for personality and "feel", not necessarily looks.

    Sam Jackson doesn't look like Barret. He can pull off a passionately intense, even bitter, guy with a dark past and strong ideals though. He can give speeches about the planet and make it resonate.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rin Heartilly View Post
    Welp I can never see either of them the same way again now. Every time I see Sephiroth fighting Cloud, I'm going to hear: "hey hey you you I could be your girlfrieeend"
    What do you think why he seriously injured Tifa and killed Aerith?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHZndEbgDnE

    Now think about one thing:

    Can Sephiroth shapeshift?

    Yes, yes, he can. Or was it "Sephira" after all?

    My job here is done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rin Heartilly View Post
    Welp I can never see either of them the same way again now. Every time I see Sephiroth fighting Cloud, I'm going to hear: "hey hey you you I could be your girlfrieeend"
    What do you think why he seriously injured Tifa and killed Aerith?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHZndEbgDnE

    Now think about one thing:

    Can Sephiroth shapeshift?

    Yes, yes, he can. Or was it "Sephira" after all?

    My job here is done.
    Okaaaaay time to add Sephira to Clouds ever expanding harem list. Someone should warn Cloud about that Sephira though...heard she's got geostigma, oh wait too late!

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