I did that Pottermore test before I watched (or read) any Harry Potter, so I think it was a pretty fair test as I had no undue biases.

I'm a total Hufflepuff, and proud. They even have an adorable name, and are all about hard-work, togetherness and kindness. What's not to like!

My reaction upon learning what the mascot of the Hufflepuff was is pretty priceless: "Hufflepuff? Oh, like the Honey Badger? Cute, cuddly and cap rip your testes off?"

The Honey Badger is my Patronus.