View Poll Results: WHAT DO WHEN SPIDER ON FACE WITH KNIFE

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  • Cry

    1 6.67%
  • Scream

    1 6.67%
  • Swat it away

    1 6.67%
  • Challenge it to a knife fight

    2 13.33%
  • Karate chop the knife out of its hand

    5 33.33%
  • Commence peace talks

    5 33.33%
  • Write a note to loved ones

    0 0%
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Thread: THERE IS A SPIDER ON YOUR FACE WITH A STEAK KNIFE, WHAT DO YOU DO?

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    Pinkasaurus Rex Cid's Knight Pumpkin's Avatar
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    Default THERE IS A SPIDER ON YOUR FACE WITH A STEAK KNIFE, WHAT DO YOU DO?

    A follow up to our previous spider poll

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    I'd go, "That's cute," then proceed to swat it away with my pinky finger.

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    scream, cry, probably drop the steak knife in a spider fury.

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    "Spider, why do you need a knife if you're going to be liquefying my insides and drinking me?"


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    So is it a steak knife comparable in size to the spider? Or is it a full size steak knife?

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Maybe it is just ready for its dinner. As it is holding a steak knife, I may strike up a conversation with it about how medium rare is the only choice and anyone who chooses well done is a steak murderer.

    What kind of spider is it? How can it hold a steak knife when spiders are physically unable to do so?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Peace talks. I'm a pacifist.
    I believe in peace as much as the next man, but I'm pretty sure that spiders don't really respond to compromise or reasoned argument.

    The only correct answer is "OH MY GOD IT'S ON MY FACE AND IT'S GOT A KNIFE, HOW IS IT EVEN HOLDING THAT THING IT'S GOT NO HANDS, KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

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    I'll be like: "Let's fight!" and then I'll destroy this little bastard and say "know your place, bitch!" :P

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    Radical Dreamer Cid's Knight Fynn's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Peace talks. I'm a pacifist.
    I believe in peace as much as the next man, but I'm pretty sure that spiders don't really respond to compromise or reasoned argument.

    The only correct answer is "OH MY GOD IT'S ON MY FACE AND IT'S GOT A KNIFE, HOW IS IT EVEN HOLDING THAT THING IT'S GOT NO HANDS, KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
    You can talk everything out. Spiders are pretty chill.


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