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I actually think elaborating on that would ruin it. It's best as it is - mysterious and titilating.
The pain got worse. Then suddenly, I screamed, "OH GOD! OH GOD AM I GIVING BIRTH?!" As I ran back down to the bathroom I hear my then girlfriend cackling like a mad witch. I sit down on the toiler and prepare for the worst. But...damn it! Nothing is happening again! Why?!
Positively titillating right?