Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Ayen View Post
Also, I'm not a Grinch. I don't take your presents to ruin your Christmas.

I take them because I want more stuff.
Embrace it, my brother. The "negative" categories are just for kicks. I got nominated for those, but I also realized that I popped off a few times in the past six months. It happens! EMBRACE IT!!! WE ARE THE GRINCH!!! HEARTS WILL GROW!!! AHHHHHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
You're mistaken, sir. I am embracing it. For you see, there isn't much difference between taking your gifts to ruin your Christmas, and taking them because you're selfish and want more stuff for yourself.

And now that I had to explain the joke to you, that means it's ruined. And now that it's ruined, it means I must dispose of you. -cocks shotgun- For if I'm ever to one day be nominated Funniest Member it means you and Psychotic must be met with an unfortunate accident. -fires shotgun, but a flag comes out with 'Bang!' written on it- ....

JOKER!