Winter 2015 Ciddies- Speech Request Thread

[Fynn]

Alright, pipsqueaks! Time to spread the Christmas cheer by writing Ciddie speeches! (if we don't, Award Clause will make us regret many things)

If you want to write a speech, just volunteer in the thread and I'll add you. You can take on as many speeches as you like. You can also do audio versions if you want, or you can even ask someone else to do a recording of your speech for you. (I may write some speeches myself, but I'm still not 100% sure if I'll make it).

When's the deadline? Good question! We'll figure that out soon enough, so don't you worry. Memento mori and all that jazz.

Oh wait! The red guy just told me the deadline is Friday 6 PM EST! SO YOU BETTER HURRY YOUR DAMN ASSES UP!!!

Just to make things clear:

Open speeches are in blue.

Taken speeches are in green.

Speeches that desperately need someone to do them (hehe) just before the deadline are in red.


1. Best Member - Bubba
2. Best Staffer
3. Best Veteran (Any non staff member who joined prior to 2014) - DK
4. Best Newbie (Anyone whose join date is either 2014 or 2015) - Formalhaut
5. Best Chatter - ?????
6. Best Artist
7. Best Writer - Fynn
8. Best Thread
9. Best Post
10. Best Article Series - Pumpkin
11. Best Let's Play - Wolf Kanno
12. Best Final Fantasy Poster - Fynn
13. Best Avatar - Fynn
14. Best Signature
15. Best Custom Title - Bubba
16. Kindest Member - Pumpkin
17. Funniest Member - DK
18. Happiest Member - Fynn
19. Most Approachable Member - DK
20. Most Intimidating Member - Night Fury
21. Most Stylish Member - Night Fury
22. Most Awesome Member - Freya
23. Most Carefree Member - Freya
24. Most Hard Working Member - Pumpkin
25. Most Dramatic Member - Night Fury
26. Most Helpful Member
27. Most Thought Provoking Member - Pumpkin
28. Most Underrated Member - Fynn
29. Most Missed Member - ?????
30. Cutest Couple - Freya

Most Likely To...
31. Be on the Naughty List - Bubba
32. Be The Grinch - Shaibana
33. Be The Elf On The Shelf - Jar Jar Jinks
34. Be the Angel at the Top of the Tree Freya
35. Spread the Most Christmas Cheer - Wolf Kanno
36. Get Everything They Asked For This Christmas - Freya
37. Put up Christmas Decorations Before Halloween - Freya
38. Obsess Over Eggnog - Pumpkin
39. Look The Sexiest While Wearing a Santa Costume - Jar Jar Jinks
40. Celebrate Festivus - Colonel Angus
41. Team Up and Take Over Christmas - Colonel Angus
42. Get Minecraft on Wii U for Christmas instead of on PC like they asked - Colonel Angus
43. Not Vote Because They're Busy Playing Fallout 4 - Formalhaut
44. Buy FFXV and forget to play it because they're still playing FFXIV
45. Get Super Smash Bros. only for Cloud - Colonel Angus
46. Be the next Super Smash Bros. DLC character - Colonel Angus
47. Still Be Super Pumped For FFXV - Fynn
48. Be the Next Staff Member - Wolf Kanno
49. Win a Ciddie for the first time - Pumpkin
50. Get Together - Bubba

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Sign up for speeches or you'll be getting coals in your undies

[Pumpkin]

I'll take hardworking and eggnog to start off with

[Bubba]

Best Member
Best Custom Title
Be on the naughty list
Get together

to get me started...

[DK]

Most approachable, best vet and funniest shall be done imho

[Night Fury]

I'd like to take most intimidating and most dramatic please following my protest against these awards.

[Fynn]

9 down, 41 to go!

[Formalhaut]

Can I take best newbie?

[Fynn]

No you cannot. It is forbidden.


(SPOILER)... OKAY! God

[Colonel Angus]

Festivus
Team up to take over Xmas
Minecraft
SMash Bros. Cloud
Smash DLC

[Night Fury]

I'd like most stylish too, actually

[Fynn]

Most Missed is taken. By whom, you ask?

[Pumpkin]

I will also take kindest and win a ciddie for the first time

[Freya]

I'll take some, which those are, well i don't know. But I'll crank some out that aren't taken at some point.

[Skyblade]

What sort of speeches, exactly, are you looking for?