If I mix alcohol into food, I cook it out. If I mix alcohol with a drink, it stays in and makes me happy. Therefore eggnog is a drink.
The clue is in the name. It's a food.
You drink it. It's a bloody drink!
WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!!
If I mix alcohol into food, I cook it out. If I mix alcohol with a drink, it stays in and makes me happy. Therefore eggnog is a drink.
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