Anything I can eat with a fork is food. The rest is a drink.
So eggnog is a drink, and Guiness is food.
The clue is in the name. It's a food.
You drink it. It's a bloody drink!
WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!!
Anything I can eat with a fork is food. The rest is a drink.
So eggnog is a drink, and Guiness is food.