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    I'm actually concerned because I do want Mr. Carny to win Best Newbie, but Rin has a great shot at it as well, and she's also deserving...

    Oh, the agony!


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    Elf on the shelf creeps me out. So you all know.

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    Kinda creepy, if you ask me. "Being's Santa's eyes and ears...".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jar Jar Jinks
    If you haven't heard about Elf on the Shelf yet, you've clearly been living under a rock, but I'll explain it for those of you. Essentially, Elf on the Shelf is a little elf doll who is hidden in your house before Christmas to spy on all of your activities and report back to Santa if you've been naughty or nice.

    There are many Elves on the Shelves that help out Santa, so in preparation of this award, we had our Elf on the Shelf nominees spy on EoFFers to show just how good they could be at their job, if they were to be the true EoFF Elf on the Shelf.
    Ayen
    Ayen spied on Sephex. What did he find? Apparently Sephex likes to dance by himself in his underwear, but it's not to deathmetal. Oh no. Sephex dances in his underwear to Taylor Swift.

    Colonel Angus

    Colonel Angus snuck into Shorty's house. It seems that her love of sweets is the real deal. Colonel Angus discovered that Shorty keeps an entire tray of cupcakes and pastries next to her bed at all times. She also likes to dress up Achilles in a fez and suit jacket and play Doctor Who with him.

    FFIX Choco Boy
    FFIX Choco Boy spied on Formalhaut. Apparently that nice guy act is just that: an act! Formy runs an underground fight club in his basement, and has been known to KO a person more than once! He also has to wear dentures, because he's lost so many teeth while fighting.

    Freya
    Freya visited the house of Bubba and Miss H. I'm sorry to report that they are horrible parents. They often leave young James home alone. Sure, they tell him he can play Bubba's PS4, and they leave him some money to order a pizza... When they do spend time with James, they play a game they like to call Jamesminton. They volley James over a net with rackets.

    Fynn
    Fynn checked in on Psychotic. Fynn discovered that Psychotic's talks about steak and meat have been a lie. He's actually a hardcore vegan and regularly attends PETA protests and slings red paint on people who wear fur. He also hates mini eggs and thinks Reese's Eggs are the superior Easter candy.

    Jar Jar Jinks
    Jinx took a trip over the pond to get a sneak at Matt and Shauna. It turns out that they are part of a Satanic cult and regularly sacrifice babies and animals to summon the devil. No luck yet, but if they succeed, the plan for total world domination.

    Pike
    Pike flew down to Australia to watch Jiro and Miss Mae. Apparently they are as lovely as they seem, nothing interesting to report.

    Pumpkin
    Pumpkin visited the home of Steve. Guess what? It turns out we all owe him an apology, because they guy is getting it on every night. With multiple women. All hours of the day. Sometimes three, four women at the same time. He is a total lothario.

    So there you have it. A big thanks to all of our hardworking Elves on the Shelves, and may the best Elf on the Shelf win!

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    Yeah I ended up kinda going with the job rather than the look when voting because damn that look be creepy.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Yeah, the Elf on the Shelf is pretty much the embodiment of the "Americans are crazy" stereotype.

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    Elf on the Shelf creeps EVERYONE out.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jar Jar Jinks View Post
    Elf on the Shelf creeps EVERYONE out.
    wait till you see my Grinch speech

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    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Oh Shaibana, none of us are ready for your speech.

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    also Matt and I are in no way involved in an evil satanic cult

    that's just all part of the scottish culture

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    33. MLT Be The Elf on The Shelf

    Freya...........................0
    RSL.............................1
    Fynn............................1
    Pumpkin.........................1
    Jar Jar Jinks...................2
    Colonel Angus...................3
    Ayen............................5


    And our winner is...
    FFIX Choco Boy..................7
    Pike............................10
    Last edited by Queen Award, First of Her Name; 12-12-2015 at 05:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    Oh Shaibana, none of us are ready for your speech.
    Lies. I've been ready for her speech since last Ciddies.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    also Matt and I are in no way involved in an evil satanic cult
    That's not what the elf on the shelf told Santa.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Has there been a Christmas horror film? If not, they should definitely feature.


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