Originally Posted by
Wolf Kanno
Staff is a sort of odd chocobo in this forum. We all wish to be a part of it, but we're also all very aware that Staff is fundamentally evil at its core. I'm mean just look at the majority of the former staff and the problems they have caused during their tenure. This is why I took this award speech. As a former staff member, I know what it takes to run with the dark underbelly of this forum and let me tell you that these nominees just don't make the cut. People don't understand one fundamental fact about Staff.
#1. STAFF ARE THE GODDAMN SHIN-RA. They made be called Cid Knight's but were handed suits and a weapon along with Turk principle. They are not Site Staff, they are Heideggar and Scarlet's Peace forces and R&D departments. They are not Editors, they are Hojo's assistants. If they are an Administrator, they are Rufus smurfing Shinra. Don't ever forget that and remember that when you vote for this award, you're really voting for the people you expect to steal your privileges, burn your homes, make super weapons, and spend long vacations in Costa Del Sol while the rest of you are wallowing in despair. These nice people you voted for? They are nice and respectable people, people who deserve admiration for making the forum a better place. Not the harbingers of the Corporations all mighty god the Gil. So remember that next time you vote for this award. Meanwhile, I'm going back to sleep in my coffin.