Originally Posted by
Jiro
[15:41] hey purplespoon
[17:11] hey spoonbutt
There's a reason that WildRaubtier is not nominated for this award: he can't do as many squats in one minute as I can. That's it. That's the reason.
So, if the logic follows, that means that these other nominees can do as many squats as I can. Right? Well, until such a time as the gauntlet is thrown, I maintain my superiority. Not even Zach Fair could compete with my chiselled thighs and shapely buttocks. But if you're feeling brave, then you know where to find me.
The #eoff chatroom has changed a lot even in the comparatively brief period that I have been a participant. It's a lot quieter now, for one. There's no Dokal any more, so there's no more Indigenous Rover skill being bandied about. Trivia attracts far fewer participants than it used to, but peso is still the answer to every currency question. There don't seem to be many juicy #tot sessions, either. I even tend to stick my head outside to check the weather, rather than just getting Yumitsuka to tell me—when the robitch felt like cooperating.
But it's not yet !dead (or is it .dead these days? I never did get on board with the change of bot commands). At least, not !properdead, for real. Which makes these Best Chatters even more dedicated to the cause. They're steadfast, stalwart. Maybe they're extremely bored. It doesn't matter; the #eoff chatroom has always been a community unto itself and those sturdy few who remain are the type who form close, powerful friendships. Or they just talk absolute garbage. Or both. It's unimportant.
They're all Best Chatters. And so they shall remain until the fire burns out.