Hey there I'm Harry Styles, you may know me from the boy band One Direction. I've been asked by Award Claus to judge the award Most Stylish, and well, as I am
THE Harry Styles, I think I'm the best and only judge for this particular contest, anyway without going into the Story of my Life, here's my thoughts on the nominees!
Bri - Brie is a cheese right? I'm sure it's a cheese. I'm not a big fan of cheese unless it's song lyric cheese in which case slather it on. I don't really think Bri is very Style-ish at all, sorry Bri.
Fujiko - She has long curly dark hair like I do at the moment, so I guess in that sense she is quite Style-ish, but she doesn't have a legion of screaming female fans ready to claw out each others eyes to get to me. Not very Style-ish.
Fynn - He's blonde though? I have dark hair, and well... I'm just not feeling it. He is male though and I am also male. I guess he's about 0.5/10 on the Style-ish chart.
Night Fury - Well, she's northern, I'm northern, we both have black hair, we're both stunning. BUT, she's not called Harry Styles, so she's just not Style-ish sorry.
Rin Heartilly - Errrrrrr, I don't know I'm not convinced that she is Style-ish in anyway, she's Aussie!
Rostum - I heard Taylor Swift wrote a song about their break up as well as about mine, but my breakup song was a much bigger hit. Sorry Rostum but you're not on the Style chart for that one mate.
Shiny - Shiny and Styles have the same number of letters in the word don't they? [no Harry...-] That's about as close as anyone has come so far but... there's only one Styles.
Who are these people and why am I here? At the end of the day yeah, there's only one Harry Styles. The rest are just fakers. I guess I'll just take this Ciddie and stick it up me bum later yeah?