Hi.
It's me, Night Fury. Yes,
THE Night Fury. The intimidating one. I thought I'd compare all us nominees to pop culture characters because it's nice and provides a fun and interesting gif selection to the thread. These characters have nothing to do with us as nominees, nor are any of us really like them. We just like to think that we are or something. Anyway...... The nominees are....
2Spuuky AKA Batman
Just.
He's Spuuky, seriously. His one liners are overkill, no wonder he's at the top of the list and has probably won this award. Spuuky is Batman, he's a masked vigilante slamming all the fools in the face with his smackdown. Don't get in his way, don't piss him off, don't be stupid, don't even touch him. Cos you can't.
Intimidation points - 100/10
Jar Jar Jinks AKA The B* in Apt 23 or whatever.
She has no time for bulltrout, she has no time for your crap, but she'll pretend to. She can be as sweet as honey but she's just as sticky. This girl is a bitch of the highest order - sent down from Jesus himself to watch over the world and tell people that they're wrong when they're wrong. BUT, could it also be that she is considered intimidating because of her massive, massive cajones?
I mean
Not those
I mean
her tatas. Her giant melons.
Well? You tell me?
(the melons were also sent from our lord saviour Jesus Christ.)
Intimidation points - 7/10
Mirage AKA Dr Cox
What is with his posts? Is he joking? What is that tone? Mirage is as dry as straw and unless you're in his little circle of friends, you aren't going to get it. Don't be stupid around Mirage. To Mirage, there IS such a thing as a stupid question, so don't ask them unless you want to be verbally drop kicked in the ballsack. All that considered, he's dating a sweetheart so he can't be all
that bad.
Intimidation points - 6.5/10
Night Fury AKA Cristina Yang
An unusual contestant, former Best Member and EoFF sweetheart, you could say that Night Fury is a good girl gone bad, but that would be smurfing sexist as hell and she'd chew your ass for it. Perhaps that is why she's made the cut, is it her quick-to-bite nature? Or is it because she's from the hardcore land of Newcastle? Or is it because she has the serious gas? Who knows.
Intimidation points - 6/10
Anyway, being intimidating is a touchy subject. For some, it's an insult, for others it is a compliment of the highest calibur, but it's subjective. We're all secretly really cuddly... With each other. The rest of you can all smurf back off to your super happy soft rainbow land. We're rocking it in our own special club. We're EoFF's Anti-Heroes, Stylin', while in and livin’ it up in the city, got Chucks on with Saint Laurent, gotta kiss myself I’m so pretty...
And the winner is Spuuky, let's move on guys, let's move ON!
Originally Posted by Night Fury
Hi.
Master of the Fork
Dat Matt 
