Put a tack on my sister's chair. I might even place the tack in a ziplock bag with the pointy end sticking out.
Put a tack on my sister's chair. I might even place the tack in a ziplock bag with the pointy end sticking out.
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I would hope not. the texture is half the joy.Originally Posted by Sephex
Real quick, is the butt in a zip lock bag?
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
Do you ever think of the butt hole?
I think the 3rd-grade level of these conversations earn us all a place on the Naughty List.
Progress! At this time six months ago I was only conversating on the 2nd-grade level.
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That thing we did that one time.
By jaywalking feverently.
Saucy!
On a related note, does Santa look at browsing histories? I'm not asking for myself, of course. Nothing to see here, Santa, honest!
If he does I'm def on the Naughty List.
I farted.
by continuing to be attracted to elves instead of humans
Easy! Do the opposite of all good things and sing to Marilyn Manson's Tainted Love song..thank you very much
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