Put a tack on my sister's chair. I might even place the tack in a ziplock bag with the pointy end sticking out.
Put a tack on my sister's chair. I might even place the tack in a ziplock bag with the pointy end sticking out.
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I think the 3rd-grade level of these conversations earn us all a place on the Naughty List.
Progress! At this time six months ago I was only conversating on the 2nd-grade level.
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By jaywalking feverently.
I farted.
by continuing to be attracted to elves instead of humans
Easy! Do the opposite of all good things and sing to Marilyn Manson's Tainted Love song..thank you very much