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Because writing fifty unique speeches deserves some credit


Isn't the Ciddies already over?

That's where you're wrong! After the end of every Ciddies, we at EoFF like to look back and praise the writers of the speeches for their efforts. It isn't easy writing fifty speeches in such sort a time, and every year dedicated members of our community take up the call and do it. That's amazing.

So... what do I do?

From now until the 22nd, you have the opportunity to rank your top five favourite speeches! Was it the way the writer addressed every finalist in turn? Was it funny? Was it totally insane? Whatever floats your boat, you've gotta vote for it.

The way you rank your top five directly affects the point allocation I will be using. Your 5th favourite will receive 1 point, while your 1st place speech will receive 5 whole points. So be wise in your decision making.

What were the speeches again?

All the speeches, yes, even Award Claus's 'there is no speech for this award' speeches, are included in the list below. Go, make some hot cocoa, relax, and enjoy:

50. MLT Get Together - Bubba
49. MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time - Pumpkin
48. MLT Be Next Staff Member - Wolf Kanno
47. MLT Still Be Super Pumped For Final Fantasy XV - Fynn
46. MLT Be The Next Super Smash Bros. DLC Character - Colonel Angus
45. MLT Get Super Smash Bros. Only For Cloud - Colonel Angus
44. MLT Buy XV And Forget To Play It Because They're Still Playing XIV - Award Claus
43. MLT Not Vote Because They're Busy Playing Fallout 4 - Formalhaut
42. MLT Get Minecraft On Wii U Instead of PC Like They Asked - Colonel Angus
41. MLT Team Up And Take Over Christmas - Colonel Angus
40. MLT Celebrate Festivus - Colonel Angus
39. MLT Look The Sexiest While Wearing A Santa Costume - Jar Jar Jinks
38. MLT Obsess Over Eggnog - Pumpkin
37. MLT Put Up Christmas Decorations Before Halloween - Freya
36. MLT Get Everything They Asked For This Christmas - Freya
35. MLT Spread The Most Christmas Cheer - Wolf Kanno
34. MLT Be The Angel At The Top Of The Tree - Freya
33. MLT Be The Elf On The Shelf - Jar Jar Jinks
32. MLT Be The Grinch - Shaibana
31. MLT Be On the Naughty List - Bubba

30. Cutest Couple - Freya
29. Most Missed Member - Jiro
28. Most Underrated Member - Fynn
27. Most Thought Provoking Member - Pumpkin
26. Most Helpful Member - Award Claus
25. Most Dramatic Member - Pumpkin
24. Most Hardworking Member - Pumpkin
23. Most Carefree Member - Freya
22. Most Awesome Member - Freya
21. Most Stylish Member - Night Fury
20. Most Intimidating Member - Night Fury
19. Most Approachable Member - Award Claus
18. Happiest Member - Fynn
17. Funniest Member - Award Claus
16. Kindest Member - Pumpkin
15. Best Custom Title - Bubba
14. Best Signature - Award Claus
13. Best Avatar - Fynn
12. Best Final Fantasy Poster - Fynn
11. Best Let's Play - Wolf Kanno
10. Best Article Series - Pumpkin
09. Best Post - Award Claus
08. Best Thread - Award Claus
07. Best Writer - Fynn
06. Best Artist - Pumpkin
05. Best Chatter - Jiro
04. Best Newbie - Formalhaut
03. Best Veteran - Award Claus
02. Best Staffer - Pumpkin
01. Best Member - Bubba

I think I deserve some sort of medal for compiling that list. it took me fully a full hour to hyperlink and go through the Revelations page!

Care to summarize?

Okay, okay:


  • Rank your top five speeches in order
  • PM me, Formalhaut, your favourites!
  • The deadline is the 22nd December, with revelations the next day!


If there's any questions, you know where to find me! Good luck choosing your favourites, EoFFers!


Don't forget to participate in this year's Candy Cane Extravaganza!