View Poll Results: Has a bird ever pooped on your head before?

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Thread: Has a bird ever pooped on your head before?

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    Once on my shoulder and it was gross and if I recall correctly nothing spectacular happened to me that day to compensate for it, other than having to carry around a trout stained jacket in my bag.


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    Yes when I was in primary school waiting at a bus stop with my friend. I felt really icky ..but kinda special lol.

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    No, thank goodness. My car on the other hand...

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    No, so I guess it really never loved me.

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    Yes, because of course it has.

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    Yeah when I was about 9 years old, and started crying, but then everybody laughed and said that was it good luck ???

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    One year, feathers were all the rage, and Lady Elise decided she needed to outdo everyone else, and actually wore live songbirds in her voluminous hair. The chirping was quite charming for a while, but you must realize, terrified little birdies often have loose bowels.

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    a bird pooped on the inside of my mother's glasses one time when she was young

    i've never been hit ny anything though
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    I've tried a lot of things during sex but even I would draw the line at incorporating bodily waste.

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