I was expecting this to be about the show, naturally not having seen what board it was posted on, and now I am disappoint.

Family stories, let's see... Uhh...

My dad got hit by a car once. Yup! He was coming out of Hen House, just minding his own business, when this car drove on down the piece of street right in front of the store where fortunately cars have to drive by slowly. Bumped right into him, looked him dead on in the eye, and kept driving. He banged on the windshield, and she kept driving. He yelled, and knowing him I'm sure there were a few curse words, and kept driving.

He was so mad he didn't think to memorize the license plate while she was driving off.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO TO HEN HOUSE!