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At the end of time
Is money made out of clouds?
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No, it's made out of grass. Cloud is made out of candy.
Why are rubber bands not made out of metal?
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Twirler of moustaches
Health and safety forbid it.
Who are you? Who who? Who who?
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I'm CactuarKing.
How come Cacti can grow a moustache but not a beard?
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Twirler of moustaches
The same reason moogles grow bobbles.
Are you my Daddy?
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No, I'm your Uncle's Aunt
Is there a tree with a family stuck in it?
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Twirler of moustaches
It's the circle of life!!
Where is the fire that burns within you?
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That's either the feeling you get when you eat Taco Bell, or spontaneously combustion. Either way, you may need to call in sick tomorrow.
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?
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Because when you were born they made a pact that they were going to follow you to the ends of the earth and poop on your car. Every. Single. Day.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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Right here. I, Mr Carnelian, am Carmen Sandiego! It's just one of the many aliases I use to carry out my evil crimes. I am a master of disguise. You see that guy outside the window? No, not that one, to the right of him. That's me. I'm always watching you. 
How would you retell the story of 'A Christmas Carol' using only members of EoFF?
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With sock puppets
who hop would win in a fight, an Luigi or Princess Peach?
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Mama mia!
What does a Triangle do for a living?
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Be the Triforce.
How many dictators does it take to turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?
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Apples and Oranges.
Would i I become a dancing legend if I put a tutu on with a dance jam?
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Twirler of moustaches
A lemon.
Where o where o where is Shadow?
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