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Twirler of moustaches
A unicorn that was passing developed flatulence.
What is your favourite Justin Bieber song?
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Never say never
Did you taste the flavors of the rainbow yesterday?
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I am not trying giraffe piss.
So what's crackalackin'?
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Twirler of moustaches
A good joke!
Where is Amarillo and will you show ne the way?
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Yes just go up to the arctic circle and take a nose dive off the planet
Is that a cactuar I see before me?
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Twirler of moustaches
No, it's a moistachioed horse!
Are watermelons tasty?
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Liver and onions sauted in sugar water
What color is the dark side of the moon at night?
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ALL THE COLOURS.
Why do I hurt all over?
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Fell down the stairs from one of your sleepwalking episodes
What did Jon snow have for dinner before going into hibernation for the winter
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Strawberries!
WHY DOES THE MOON FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE?!
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That's not the moon its Pluto
Why are Ducks orange?
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Twirler of moustaches
Because blue was taken.
If I leave point A travelling 50 miles per hour for 10 mins, then stop for 2 days, why does it rain?
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The sky's crying 'cause it hates math.
If I cut open a leprechaun would lucky charms spill out?
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Because people started feeding them basketballs.
Why does every day end with a day?
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Twirler of moustaches
Aardvarks eat them all.
When is the best time to join the circus?
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