game: silly question, silly answer

[CactuarKing]

Grindlewald


In Harry Potter, if Dumbledore is so smart, why did he put the Horcrux-ring on his finger?

[FFNut]

To get to the other side

How many bunches are in honey bunches

[CactuarKing]

8,742




When is the summer solstice?

[FFNut]

On the eve of madness

When did the cat find out it was special?

[CactuarKing]

Upon placing the red and white stripey hat onto his head.

Why does it always rain on me?

[Midgar Mist]

Too obvious

How much more sillies can we silly ask?

[CactuarKing]

Until the man in a van from Milan called Stan has a plan.


Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?

[Bri]

In Johnny Bravos hair

What is red, gigantic and barks

[Ayen]

Clliford the big Red Dog.

What's yellow with pink polka dots?

[FFNut]

The Poka-Roo

who has more Gil, Edward or Sabin?

[Formalhaut]

What is the meaning of gil? Is it just some nebulous currency whose form is spotted everywhere in many different worlds within Final Fantasy? Or does it speak of the human condition, that life-saving potions must be purchased at market price? More insidiously, gil can typically only be received through the inexplicable hunting of monsters, whose internal organs appear to turn into gil the moment of its death. The wounded traveller, faced with grievous wounds and even more grievous prices, is left with no choice but to venture out once more to slay more monsters to scrape together enough money for a potion.

Healing magic may go some way, but even that must be replenished eventually through ethers, again sold for an even more exorbitant price. Even when gil isn't used for healing, it is instead used to purchase the weapons of war: swords, guns, staves. Gil funds a perpetual cycle of death and destruction, when in turn provides more gil for even better swords and even better magic.

Gil is tainted in the blood of monsters, fiends, call them what you will. When will the people of Final Fantasy realise to stop this cycle and prevent the marketisation of life-saving medicines? Down with big pharma! Down with our capitalist overlords!

... but Edward probably has more gil, though. I mean, dude's a prince.



My question! What happens when I combine a small child with a speeding truck?

[Ayen]

A funeral.

Wait, that's not silly. Uhh...

Truck Boy. Half truck, half boy. TRUCK BOY!

Why don't ducks fly?

[Midgar Mist]

They are lazy

Why has that insane asylum landed in my back yard?

[FFNut]

It thinks your flowers smell pretty.

Why am I not over here but over there?

[Ayen]

Because over here is a terrible place to be, but over there. It's a pretty cool hangout spot. Has most of the nightclub scene going on. Good opportunity to meet new people.

What's a Canadian?