It isn't. You're just being tricked into thinking it is by an international conspiracy, run by the lizard people and their sinister overlord, Grover . ACTUAL Christmas is in March. Why the smurf would it be in December? It's far too cold in the northen hemisphere in December, and far too warm in the southern hemisphere. Only a total eejit would schedule a holiday at that time of year. Honestly, I'm surprised you fell for the deception.

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