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Fax, Gandalfs horse
Is there a Lord inside a ring?
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He's married.
Where's my magic stick?
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Twirler of moustaches
That Sir is rude.
Why does the light go off when the fridge door closes?
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Chuck Norris.
Whom Metallica seeks to destroy?
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Twirler of moustaches
A non-muppet.
Are trampolines just for gymnasts?
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Gorillas
ever had had a Moose meat sandwich?
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Chocolate antlers
What's the capital of the milky way?
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Mars.
For whom the bell tolls?
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The BeeGees
How many miles must a barbie doll walk, before she becomes a my little pony?
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Just a little.
What would happen if dinosaurs survived?
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They would live in an alternate reality and evolve into humans.
Why is all the rum gone?
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Because of Salad dressing.
Who wants to to pick my nose?
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Something less gross
Who shot Snoopy?
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Bear Grylls
Did Rain man really danced and sang under the rain or was did Elvis baked a an apple dutch pie?
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