Okay here's another:
FMV: French Maid Valley
Go-
F*** my vagina.
We can only get classier from this point.
Wow, this thread has really descended into a pit of smut.
Fantastic Mister Vole [The lost sequel to Fantastic Mister Fox]
Fabulously Modulated Vomiters
Fondue Miracle Vaccine
Formidably Marvellous Verbosity
Fraudulent Murderous Violinist
Forgotten Muscular Vinculum
Fake Marigold Viewer
Farting my voice.
Finding Males Vulgar (but I forgive you)