I don't feel like actually answering this so I am going to refer to my Ok Cupid profile I wrote hungover last decade:
*My Gravity Gun
*My ability to perform the Special Beam Cannon attack on the fly
*The 80 Terabytes of pornography on my hard drive
*My autographed picture of 50 cent, Wilford Brimley, and a Terminator robot eating at Denny's. Tom Arnold autographed it.
*Final Fantasy X-2.
*Garfield. He's funny because he steals food from Jon.
Those interested in the whole profile:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Sephex