Favorite Single Pizza Topping

[Mirage]

I actually prefer my pizzas to taste so good that I don't feel like they need extra stuff added later.

Lemonade. All you healthy people with your healthy drinks disgust me. Don't kid yourself, you're eating something which is high in fatty, cheesy deliciousness. Might as well drink something unhealthy to go with it.

I actually stick to sparkling water because it's one of the few things that don't completely wreck my already weak teeth, while also feeling pretty all right in my mouth.

Even if it wasn't for that, it's pretty easy to see how one unhealthy thing is better than two unhealthy things.